Café No Sé

Café No Sé is guilty of false advertising: the menu declares that the staff is confused, the seating uncomfortable, and the books battered. Instead, patrons entering the narrow establishment enjoy this bar and restaurant's unique sense of humor and are served by efficient staff. Enjoy a drink accompanied by peanuts to snack on or a better-than-bar-food-delicious meal such as quesadillas, soups, burritos, or sandwiches. The live music advertised outside is loud in the entranceway, but slip through to a table further back for a good conversation spot, or keep your eyes peeled for the little Alice in Wonderland-style door on your left and sneak through to the ilegal mezcal bar where the bartender is ready to pour some of the house liquor.